Male (I have one of those dangly things),
Alive (Constant heartbeat, I just checked),
Single (Don't tell any of my imaginary wives)
In dog years I'm about 132
Life Expectancy (Given my penchant for loose women, drugs and rock n roll I expect life will eventually stop turning up )
Why am I here? (I was told there would be tea and biscuits)
Porn Preferences - Yes
Alive (Constant heartbeat, I just checked),
Single (Don't tell any of my imaginary wives)
In dog years I'm about 132
Life Expectancy (Given my penchant for loose women, drugs and rock n roll I expect life will eventually stop turning up )
Why am I here? (I was told there would be tea and biscuits)
Porn Preferences - Yes